caelas: girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something (via cringeycatipillar)

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

(via cringeycatipillar)

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forgivemehighb100d:


the doctor’s regeneration was so sad
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Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture Friend with a boyfriend: Omg i just went on the cutest date Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
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consultingsinnerman: catinthefedora: tealdragon: consulting-cannibal: catinthefedora: drawsshits: thearchangeltrickster: God: Gabe, stop, I’m working. Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO! God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts. God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son? Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT! God: Dafuq is that? Gabriel: A PLATYPUS! OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT! They don’t do much this is the fucking funniest thing ever LOOK at it though "just put it in australia" (via cringeycatipillar)

consultingsinnerman:

catinthefedora:

tealdragon:

consulting-cannibal:

catinthefedora:

drawsshits:

thearchangeltrickster:

God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!

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OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!

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They don’t do much

this is the fucking funniest thing ever

LOOK at it though

"just put it in australia"

(via cringeycatipillar)

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goldenclitoris: when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen (via cringeycatipillar)

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(via cringeycatipillar)

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semicastrated: the difference between “ok” and “okay” (Source: pissent, via cringeycatipillar)

semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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(Source: pissent, via cringeycatipillar)

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